But I’m a Cheerleader, 1999
Where can I get shrooms???????
What friendship with me is like
how are your grades?
"okay sweetie smile big for your school pictures this year!"
fur looks beyoncé should wear to a vegan restaurant next time she feel like doing some petty shit
Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
D. And I went to see Andrea Gibson tonight and they recommended this for everyone to check out. *__^
me participating in a group project
Beyoncé - Be Here, Now (New Single / Pepsi 2013)
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
i swear tumblr is fucking gold
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE